Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for February 13, 2017

Enough to turn your poppy seed bun for lunch into a federal case.

False-negatives aren’t fun, either.

Well, it’s better than 15%.

I’m afraid you have… oh… never mind.

The false dawn was discovered to have been sunlight scattered off of dust in space.

Consider a lower target point on the transverse process..

Sure, we could make it fast and accurate, but that would slow it down.

…a false positive and a double negative walk into a bar…

…these banking terms sure are confusing…

…that’s what she said…

…I’m going to print out this one for my sweetie and give it to her tomorrow…

… small print disclaimer on on dating website…

…somehow, this has got me thinking of the Terry cartoon with the two headed thing wearing a small hat…

…thank you Mr. Tuvok…

…for this I stopped chewing pouches?…

I think I’m 86% positive that that’s a weed.

Pussywillow can tell it to the cops as they are breaking down the door.

Yes it is!!!

It depends on what you are testing for.

It beats the heck out of true positive.

@Ray_C. I thought you mentioned the other day that you had a problem with your user name and changed it to SUNMAN or SUNTAN (or something SUNNY).

@3hourtour. How are you able to space your comments as you do? Every time I try, it turns into a smunched up mess.

…I just figured out that all I need to do is copy and paste your format…

…are you talking about Mick and Ick? Two of the most misunderstood characters on FA…

…I hope this works…

Not that it matters a hill of jumping beans, but I found out, by accident, that the new name for Universal Uclick is Andrews McMeel Syndication. http://www.universaluclick.com/press/news/203

Andrews McMeel Syndication is the largest independent content syndicate in the world and a leading digital entertainment provider of humor, comic strips, political cartoons and other content for print, Web, and mobile devices. Andrews McMeel Syndication provides editorial development, licensing and other distribution services for iconic brands such as Doonesbury, Dear Abby, Calvin and Hobbes, Dilbert, Pearls Before Swine, and Big Nate. For more information on Andrews McMeel Syndication, visit UniversalUclick.com.

About GoComics

GoComics, from Andrews McMeel Syndication, is home to many of the most popular comics and cartoons in the world. GoComics.com is the Web’s largest catalog of syndicated newspaper strips and webcomics, offering new, fresh and free content every day. Comics include Peanuts, Calvin and Hobbes, Phoebe and Her Unicorn, Frog Applause, The Boondocks, and Cul de Sac. GoComics is also home to Comics Sherpa, the site where aspiring cartoonists can showcase their work and receive feedback from the comic community.

(I added FA because it was conspicuously MISSING!!!!)

@Radish. Why is your avatar image so light? I can barely make out the art.

Why are there TWO FA title strips (one blue, one green) at the top of this page? Maybe they’ve been up there for a while and I didn’t see them.

A 14% false positive rate is all that bad. You sound like a Big Pharma press agent!

Don’t try soft-pedalling it with pussywillows, either!

That is way too blatant for us who are trained to the usual subtleties of Frog Applause….

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