Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for February 14, 2017

I never understood the barbecue places where the mascots were the same animals that were being cooked up inside. Were the mascots turncoats, or cannibals?

If he ain’t already, he’s gon’na get “sauced”!

Down “South” where they supposedly have some great barbecue?

….You never expect the Spanish Eat Cows Not Chickens Lobby…..I’ll believe this cartoon when pigs fly,,,,,Oh…wait….Ummm

King. King sized steak, eh?

The chicken has two sets of wings now?

He thought he was going to moove on up in sty-le, but he now realizes he’s laying a goose egg.

Wow, I have both a bovine and a porcine heart valve replacement. Oh well, I like it warm…(;>)

Cue “Circle of Life”…

Oops.

Coweta county is in Georgia, and their BBQ is pork, so the pig would be the one to send that poor soul to Hell.

Didn’t he once say, that he’d believe in heaven, when " pigs fly" ?

He also brought a salad….it was Ambrosia. Sweeet.

“Um…because of my chips?”

Pssst. You’re going to want to work words like “tofu” and “zucchini” in right about now.

I suppose Hog Heaven is also out.

One of my favorite Far Sides of all time: Colonel Sanders at the Pearly Gates and there are statues of chickens everywhere

But, I made you all SO delicious!!

Meat Loaf sang, “In the land of the pigs, the butcher is king”…

Also, KC has the best BBQ, oddly named “Oklahoma Joe’s”

I wonder how they’d deal with the Dish of the Day in The Restaurant at the End of the Universe; a creature that had been bred to want to be eaten.

Pulled Pork – Yummin’s

He didn’t kill them. He just cooked them.

I rarely eat pork unless it is bacon. “Mmmm, bacon,” he said salivating copiously.

oops

Guess who’s going to be barbecued now?

HAPPY NATIONAL FLOWER AND CHOCOLATE DAY

Thank you for this!