Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for February 18, 2017

And President Rat intends to keep Gitmo open for those who will break the law.

This is a very divisive issue; just look back at the 2016-12-09 strip.

Bummer! It’s the only thing I like on pizza.

finally something that makes sense!!

Anchovies, yes; pineapple, no!

Yuck, that and broccoli. Local place makes a taco pizza that is very good though.

I, for one, do not discriminate against any pizzas!

It should be a felony. Only meat and cheese on pizza.

Rat’s got my vote!

Pizza = Peppers,Onions,Ham,Bacon,Pepperoni,Olives,Sausage,Dellilo sauce and lots of Cheese…………..

Finally, a policy I could vote for.

I guess I’d better get a lawyer on retainer, because I love a pizza with Canadian bacon, pineapple, and jalapenos.

I’ll never understand why people are bothered by the culinary habits of others, especially when you’re not trying to force your tastes on them. I don’t like coconut, but it doesn’t bother me if others eat it. Live and let live.

I’m with rat. Pineapple does not belong on pizza.

No way Trump would make it a felony. No, he’d have them deported to whatever nation was in their family heritage — which would, naturally, include the nation of Hawaii.

Electing Rat should have been a felony.

Now this I CAN support!

#ImpeachPresidentRat

Did you get your POTUS tweet yet?

I generally don’t like fruit on or in other things that should otherwise be non-fruity. Like when you bite into a boxed chocolate only to get one with a cherry in it, or an orange filling. Blech.

But the people who sell pineapple pizzas will be allowed to continue selling them, because they contributed to Rat’s campaign.

Banning pineapple on pizza? When and where do I go to protest?

Ban pineapple on pizza? I thought we had good relations with Canada.

Bacon – Making Pizza Great Again

EVERYONE! I have an announcement! I can Predict tomorrows Strip!

Never eaten pizza with pineapple on so I couldn’t care less.

Just don’t ban Cheese & Tomato or Spicy Chicken. That’s all I ask.

xxx

“A lot of people agree with me, so I must be right!”

Next to go is anchovies on pizza.

Yes!

Hooray for Pres. Rat!

Making Pizza Great Again!

Felony punishable by life in prison at hard labor picking pineapples!

I didn’t realize that Rat was President of Iceland.Seriously, if life imitating art, or the other way around?http://www.visir.is/gudni-myndi-banna-ananas-a-pizzur/article/2017170219117

Rat, you can pry my Hawaiian pizza from my cold, stiff hands. One of my favorite topping combos.

This seems like a good idea, but it’d be better to reserve the prison space for those who replace pizza sauce with other things.

No Hawaiian Pizza! That’s it, I’m moving to Canada.

Rat and the president of Iceland should get along really well:

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http://m.huffpost.com/us/entry/us_58ac7164e4b02a1e7dac2c24?.

Yes yes yes if Rat was real in the last election and I could have voted for him I would have!

I guess Imma commit a felony.

protest about fruits and veggies on pizza!

Another reason to stay in Canada.