Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for February 02, 2017

“Unicorn? What unicorn? You shall be killed for lying to us, Earthling!”

“Mari, turn off your Shield of Boringness right now!”

“That is now how you say…”

“Whatever, just turn it off so the aliens can see you!”

Build a fake UFO, fill it with goblins, and see how he reacts.

Marigold is an alien.

I cannot wait for winter to be o’er with at the coming of that hot, yellow orb in the sky.

♪ Here comes the sun ♪

He must watch “Independence day” a lot.

Actually, living in this rainy city of Bergen, my father tends to make the same joke. He doesn’t usually make such a spectacle of it, though.

“I have heard the legend that if your father sees his shadow, winter will last several more weeks.”

Yup. I like pop.

Is he trying to make a joke?

It’s not aliens. It’s a certain sun-raising alicorn.

It’s midwinter, and I’m sitting here in my office with the AC on.

Seems he identified it if he calls them “alien”.

“Big Light in Sky Slated to Appear in East.”“Sonic Booms Scare Minority Groups in Sector B.”“And There’s Hamburger ALL OVER the Highway, in Mystic, Connecticut.”

- The Firesign Theatre 7@=Q

I thought that Dad had shaved off his beard. When did it grow back?

he is just like my dad but more crazy