Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for February 02, 2017
Transcript:
Dad: Whoa! What is that strange glowing object in the sky? I can't recall ever seeing it before! It must be a UFO! We surrender alien overlords! Just don't hurt us! Phoebe: Dad makes this joke on every sunny winter day. Dad: Take the girl and the unicorn if you must! Just spare me!
Sugar Bombs 95 about 7 years ago
“Unicorn? What unicorn? You shall be killed for lying to us, Earthling!”
“Mari, turn off your Shield of Boringness right now!”
“That is now how you say…”
“Whatever, just turn it off so the aliens can see you!”
Averagemoe about 7 years ago
Build a fake UFO, fill it with goblins, and see how he reacts.
Jarpe about 7 years ago
Marigold is an alien.
Templo S.U.D. about 7 years ago
I cannot wait for winter to be o’er with at the coming of that hot, yellow orb in the sky.
Wilde Bill about 7 years ago
♪ Here comes the sun ♪
codycab about 7 years ago
He must watch “Independence day” a lot.
Yngvar Følling about 7 years ago
Actually, living in this rainy city of Bergen, my father tends to make the same joke. He doesn’t usually make such a spectacle of it, though.
Monster Hesh about 7 years ago
“I have heard the legend that if your father sees his shadow, winter will last several more weeks.”
Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member about 7 years ago
Yup. I like pop.
Neo Stryder about 7 years ago
Is he trying to make a joke?
BiggerNate91 about 7 years ago
It’s not aliens. It’s a certain sun-raising alicorn.
stefaninafla about 7 years ago
It’s midwinter, and I’m sitting here in my office with the AC on.
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] about 7 years ago
Seems he identified it if he calls them “alien”.
Lucius Appaloosius about 7 years ago
“Big Light in Sky Slated to Appear in East.”“Sonic Booms Scare Minority Groups in Sector B.”“And There’s Hamburger ALL OVER the Highway, in Mystic, Connecticut.”
- The Firesign Theatre 7@=Q
Charlie Tuba about 7 years ago
I thought that Dad had shaved off his beard. When did it grow back?
unigirl over 5 years ago
he is just like my dad but more crazy