Barney & Clyde by Gene Weingarten; Dan Weingarten & David Clark for January 27, 2017

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    Randy B Premium Member about 7 years ago

    “Never play cards with a guy named Doc. Never eat at a place called Mom’s. Never sleep with a woman whose troubles are worse than your own.”

    — Nelson Algren

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    Samrhoads Premium Member about 7 years ago

    Thanks. I didn’t get it.

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    Iduntgetit  about 7 years ago

    I hope google pays Gene, Dan, & David royalties

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    Robert Pannett  about 7 years ago

    Thanks for explaining it. Still not sure how “mattress factory” equates to “sleeping with a woman whose troubles are worse than your own”, or why putting the Pharma Factory there is a questionable thing.

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    Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo]  about 7 years ago

    And you sleep, usually, on mattresses.

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    RWill  about 7 years ago

    In real life, this would be perfect. It’s already zoned at least in part for retail, so: pharmacy in front (including plenty of OTC like aspirin and antacids xD), the remainder is the warehouse.

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