Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for September 22, 1975

Transcript:

Duke: Champ, as Cher and Gregg bureau chief, I'm sending you on a top priority assignment! Zonker: I'm ready to serve, Uncle Duke! Duke: Tomorrow morning, Gregg Allman starts work on his new album in L.A.! I want you to be there! Zonker: That sounds great! But how come I get to go instead of you? Duke: Because, nephew, I've heard Allman's work. His little band does not produce music. Rather, it emits a field of intensely unpleasant vibrations that can sterilize frogs at 200 yards! I figured you'd eat it up. Zonker: Indeed! I'm on my way!