FoxTrot by Bill Amend for January 15, 2017

please let the bacon be turkey bacon… Andy and Roger don’t want to pay to an adolescent by-pass heart surgery

Nothing beats a balanced diet of pork.

I want to know where he’s getting those triple bacon cheeseburgers. Give me an address.

Serious question (well kinda): Does triple bacon cheeseburger mean (1) a hamburger with three patties that also has bacon and cheese, (2) a hamburger with cheese and thrice the bacon, or (3) a hamburger with three patties and thrice of both bacon and cheese?

The drawing seems to be consistent with interpretation #3, but I feel like the term itself is very ambiguous.

Then a Pepto chaser followed by a power nap.

When he gets older that will change. It’ll be a triple bacon cheeseburger in one hand and a beer on the other.

So this is now a Sunday only comic. I can live with that.

Peter’s gonna unbalance himself.

Sure, you can get away with eating like that NOW, Peter, but it’s all going to catch up with you come middle-age, if not sooner.

Fortunate for him, then, that the comic’s time-locked, so to speak.

I can eat only one Whataburger Jr. double with bacon, cheese and everything. Gone are the days of eating too full Whopper meals when the burgers were bigger.

With Peter’s metabolic he will burn that up fast. I have to change hamburger to turkey burger. Not sure of turkey bacon.

So,,, one cartoon a week. Not worth the effort.

So what

I should try it.