Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for February 02, 1974

Transcript:

Voice from television: Good evening. This is your energy czar, W. "Bill" Simons, speaking. With a severe winter ahead of us, it has become imperative that all Americans develop attitudes of self-sufficiency during this period of fuel shortage. Here are some suggestions as to how to keep warm in the cold months ahead; one, flap your arms. Two, stamp your feet and hyperventilate vigorously...