Frank and Ernest by Thaves for January 07, 2017

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    WOODNFLINT  about 7 years ago

    I didn’t know that peas were so popular……. I thought that I was the only one who ate them…… my wife throws them out of her plates………….

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    stairsteppublishing  about 7 years ago

    Jefferson and a friend has a long standing bet as to whose peas would be harvested first. His were always first but he did not want to embarrass his friend, so he did not tell him. By the way the winner always hosted the dinner featuring English peas.

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    Berean  about 7 years ago

    Everyone seems to be missing the pun here! Am I the only one who saw it right away? It’s a good one, Thaves!

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    RaydarA  about 7 years ago

    As with all puns, this one deserves only a personal groan.

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    albzort  about 7 years ago

    This brings to mind what the vicar said to the new sexton: “Mind your keys and pews.”

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    JudyAz  about 7 years ago

    Does he eat the peas with a knife?

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    ChessPirate  about 7 years ago

    “Now you customers, let’s get some order here!”

    Well sir, it’s I before he except after she!"

    (Please don’t throw things at me! ☺)

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    Jeff0811  about 7 years ago

    Bean there.

     

    There’s no such thing as a lame pun. It has been said that those who like puns tend to have higher IQs.

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    Jeff0811  about 7 years ago

    Bean there.

     

    There’s no such thing as a lame pun. It has been said that those who like puns tend to have higher IQs.Two quotes I found on puns:

     

    Being able to quickly derive phrases that seem to break a “first level” of rules while being consistent and related to the subject in a non-trivial way can be seen as a thorough application of deep pattern-matching, which as it seems is the base of our intelligence.

     

    So people who dislike puns tend to be people who seek a level of control that doesn’t exist. If you have an approach to the world that is rules-based, driven by hierarchy and threatened by irreverence, then you’re not going to like puns.

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    neverenoughgold  about 7 years ago

    Only when served with tiny onions do I enjoy them…

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    Jim Kerner  about 7 years ago

    But he is watching the peas and queues.

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    english.ann  about 7 years ago

    The peas I associate with legumes are green split peas and yellow split peas.

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    Enguneer Premium Member about 7 years ago

    Origin of “Minding your p’s and q’s”. Interesting.

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mind_your_Ps_and_Qs

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    gatocatcat  about 7 years ago

    …and keep your tees dotted and your eyes crossed.

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    Spade Jr.  about 7 years ago

    wow—-one of the biggest stretches of ideas and words to try to pun that I think I’ve ever seen.

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    gammaguy  about 7 years ago

    Trying to be mindful, he bought himself a kewpie dolls.

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