Policeman: Ah, excuse me, sir. It seems you just threw a brick at me. It seems that this is against the law. It seems like I'll have to take you in... What a gas! Heh-heh, get it?
Yeah Johnson, and now you’re dead and I, for one, don’t give a flying crap what you think! I like puns! You lived for 75 years, 2 months and 25 days. Right now, I am 75 years, 1 month and 6 days old. Your extra 1 month and 19 days do not make you any more qualified than me to judge a pun’s place in humor! (It looked so close I just had to count it up for the both of us)
Johnny Q Premium Member almost 6 years ago
“Puns are the lowest form of humour”—Samuel Johnson
robert423elliott about 2 years ago
Yeah Johnson, and now you’re dead and I, for one, don’t give a flying crap what you think! I like puns! You lived for 75 years, 2 months and 25 days. Right now, I am 75 years, 1 month and 6 days old. Your extra 1 month and 19 days do not make you any more qualified than me to judge a pun’s place in humor! (It looked so close I just had to count it up for the both of us)