Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for December 24, 2016

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    Can't Sleep  over 7 years ago

    A merry Christmas to all, and to Santa, a good flight…

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    oldpine52  over 7 years ago

    Santa, two words will make them behave: venison stew.

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    Ida No  over 7 years ago

    This is my new PC wallpaper.

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    sappha58  over 7 years ago

    Oooohhh…. that’s gonna leave a mark.

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    matthew  over 7 years ago

    I knew Santa should have turned down that reindeer team from Aperture Science.

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    whiteheron  over 7 years ago

    Wait until Santa reminds them that Mrs. C makes a fine caribou stroganoff.

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    thirdguy  over 7 years ago

    Down one chimney, up the other.

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    edward thomas Premium Member over 7 years ago

    To paraphrase an old movie reference, “How do they DO that?”

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    meillered  over 7 years ago

    He IS magical!

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    dflak  over 7 years ago

    Cartoon Physics at it’s best.

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    freewaydog  over 7 years ago

    That’s what he gets for whipping his reindeer!

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    sandpiper  over 7 years ago

    Reindeer: Say, Santa, Would now be a good time to talk about so-called reindeer food? And how about those benefits. And, oh, yeah, flight insurance. . .

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    Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo]  over 7 years ago

    I knew that Santa has magic….but this is a conundrum.

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    Linguist  over 7 years ago

    Ho, Ho, Ho !!

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    Merry Christmas Wiley !

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    Feliz navidad y un feliz año nuevo, mi amigos !

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    ¡ Bendiciones a todos !

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    Mostly Water Premium Member over 7 years ago

    Pesky wormholes!

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    Ermine Notyours  over 7 years ago

    Santa got the shaft. He got two of them.

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    mr_sherman Premium Member over 7 years ago

    Now get out of that one without waking the kids!

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    barbfrost  over 7 years ago

    Twister was his his second least favorite.

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    dabugger  over 7 years ago

    Two steep.

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    Prey  over 7 years ago

    Funniest cartoon for a long time, made my day.

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    zeexenon  over 7 years ago

    Reminds me of Mad Magazine poiuyts from long-long ago and far-far away: http://www.madcoversite.com/quiz_poiuyt.html

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    timbob2313 Premium Member over 7 years ago

    Todays comic is one of your very best sir.As you are every year, Wiley Miller, You sir are my choice for cartoonist of the year

    To Wiley, Merry Christmas and Happy New Year

    and just to cover all bases, Happy Holidays to you

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    UpaCoCoCreek Premium Member over 7 years ago

    Damn reindeer, always playin’ games…

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    whiteheron  over 7 years ago

    other people had been using

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    Maybe they should try the peyote.

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    Dr_Fogg  over 7 years ago

    “This Christmas mend a quarrel. Seek out a forgotten friend. Dismiss suspicion and replace it with trust. Write a letter. Give a soft answer. Encourage youth. Manifest your loyalty in word and deed. Keep a promise. Forgo a grudge. Forgive an enemy. Apologize. Try to understand. Examine your demands on others. Think first of someone else. Be kind. Be gentle. Laugh a little more. Express your gratitude. Welcome a stranger. Gladden the heart of a child. Take pleasure in the beauty and wonder of the earth. Speak your love, and then speak it again.”― Howard W. Hunter

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    Germanshepherds4ever  over 7 years ago

    They gotcha’ good, Ol’ Nick!

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    GiantShetlandPony  over 7 years ago

    :D

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    Wiley creator over 7 years ago

    Thanks, folks. And for all you Wiley Bears devotees, there will be a special holiday gift for you tomorrow.

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    rickray777  over 7 years ago

    “Hey! Don’t stand underneath when those reindeer fly by!” — Tom Lehrer

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