Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for December 04, 2016

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Voice: Rip, he trapped hiker's in a remote, inaccessible spot! You'll have to take a drop line down, and then descent a slope or two. Man: Now, listen, Rip, you've got better odds of winning the lotto while being struck by lighting than surviving this rescue... If you're having reservations, let me know and we'll call it off... Man 2: Chief, he jumped out the window right after you said 'drop line' Voice: HELP! Rip Haywire: Hang on, I've come to rescue you! And try not to move, you're one sneeze away from getting cleaned up from the valley floor with a mop! What the hay are you doing up here? MAn: Dude, I'm a treasure hunter actually, ex-treasure hunter. I swore I'd quit if I survived! I almost went blind with terror! Here, take my treasure map, for free! Rip Haywire: I do have trouble passing up bargains.