Reality Check by Dave Whamond for December 30, 2016

Shades of Truman Capote.

Is the zebra playing ‘Ebony and Ivory’

“Car 54 where are you?”

Let me check with my Magic 8 Ball

See, I told you everything was black and white. No grey areas. Just a little mauve in the background.

old time prison stripes

The tuxedo cat and the Holstein cow haven’t arrived yet, but they’re on their way.

Is that an Oreo the nun is eating? If so, she already ate half of one of the wafers.

I believe it is an east coast treat called a black and white cooky.

I may be red-green colorblind, but I see other colors besides black and white. Wisconsin had a governor who could only see black and white. His wife picked out his clothes. So did mine.

Pandas, and orcas, and nuns, oh my!

That’s one I sure would like to attend!

Mime guy wants a pint of black/tan.