Dennis Miller used to complain about getting behind the little old lady who was doing 12 MPH in the hammer lane, the belt of her coat hanging out the door while going 50-60 miles with her turn signal on. Said he always wanted to get out of his car and run up to a car like that, stomp on the belt, slam the old lady’s head up against the door window and scream, “Aunt BEE! Pick it UP! Let’s GO! I’ve got a LIFE to lead, Cha-cha!!”
PICTO over 7 years ago
Did that driver just get clocked?
Farside99 over 7 years ago
He was on their watch list.
katzenbooks45 over 7 years ago
Much better than a tick-et.
J Short over 7 years ago
In my neighborhood we have some really slow children.
ChukLitl Premium Member over 7 years ago
There’s only one watch. Now you have to wait here & give it to the next slow driver.
Rush Strong Premium Member over 7 years ago
The sign said “Speed Controlled by Radar” – so why am I getting the ticket?
K M over 7 years ago
Dennis Miller used to complain about getting behind the little old lady who was doing 12 MPH in the hammer lane, the belt of her coat hanging out the door while going 50-60 miles with her turn signal on. Said he always wanted to get out of his car and run up to a car like that, stomp on the belt, slam the old lady’s head up against the door window and scream, “Aunt BEE! Pick it UP! Let’s GO! I’ve got a LIFE to lead, Cha-cha!!”
cooganm Premium Member over 5 years ago
I keep waiting for my turn with the neighborhood watch.
TazzTec over 5 years ago
Hah! My brother actually got pulled over, when he was about 20, for driving too slow.