Lisa Benson for November 03, 2016

I’d just jump without one, it’s probably safer

Trumpsters are burning churches in MS. Get ahead of the game, I guess. After he is elected they will have a field day. Bundy is already calling for destroying the country for good!

We can’t afford the red chute; it’s too beautiful for us.

I’ll just climb down myself. Somehow that seems like it’d be easier and safer.

Would you trust a parachute rigger that has managed to insult 282 People, Places and Things surrounding him…..

The problem with the cartoon is that there are actually chutes in each pack. Not at all reflective of the current situation. Unless the cloth sticking out of each one is a bed sheet. Now that I can see.

The Trump chute was made over seas by slave labor and is gold plated.

Depending on which criteria you pretend these parachutes are, where the US is standing, why we have to jump. I can see Clinton employing similar economics as Obama and the parachute will help us sink slower. I see Trump trying something similar to W, slashing taxes for the rich and kicking all the immigrants out. Crashing our recovery and that parachute turning out to be another GOP Rock.

This is surprising balanced for Lisa, nice to see it.

But, to be honest, it should show that Trump package has no parachute in it.

One chute pack is full of hot air. The other? Full of “body waste”. You choose.

Never trust a parachute you didn’t pack.

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