Lay Lines by Carol Lay for November 25, 2016

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    Randy B Premium Member over 7 years ago

    Pollen: Horrible tree sperm.

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    Ida No  over 7 years ago

    Based on a true story.

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    DangerBunny  over 7 years ago

    So why live there, if your work doesn’t tie you to any particular location.

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    Army_Nurse  over 7 years ago

    Frequent and copious amounts of eye drops (prednisone is your friend), to flush the nasty little pollen grains out of yer eyeballs, combined with overlapped use of one of the 3 common OTC antihistamines (zyrtec, clariten, allegra generics), topped off w/ some routine saline nose flushing will make you a hit at the party as you snot your way thru a box of tissue… Gadzooks! what a PIA!

    in a Darwinian alternate world, would people w/ allergies have an evolutionary advantage? or a disadvantage? Points to ponder while waiting for the allergist to poke you w/ foreign substances to provoke your body to make little antibody molecules… On, on!

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    Steve Dutch  over 7 years ago

    My parents’ tree in the Bay Area produced nice plums. Also Prometheus moth cocoons. They’d hatch out into huge four-inch moths.

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    davids.comments  over 7 years ago

    The orange trees are terrific. The mulberry trees are the ones that has everyone weeping through spring.

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    Carol Blair Premium Member over 7 years ago

    Hi. I’m glad you don’t have to do the wierd mouth thing any more. Love your work! The Problem Fairy is inspired, and instructive.Also Carol of Sacramento (formerly, now NZ)

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    Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo]  over 7 years ago

    Carol Lay is both a good artist and inspired writer. I have loved everyone of her creations with their own charm, intelligence and acumen with the driest, drollest of humor.

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