B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for November 11, 2016

With both arms in casts you’ll soon find out who your friends are.

How much do they cost?

Yeah, you get sympathy. But you also get marked as dino-food.

… and a spine.

He could get those from ‘Big Broad,’ if he made a move on her. Then the babe could patch up what was left of him.

Considering that it’s Clumsy in the cast, why is Thor assuming it’s a fake?

Gimme two wings and a leg on Thanksgiving…

If a woman is dumb enough to fall for that, then I wouldn’t want her.

I sprained my ankle in college and had to get around on crutches for about a week. Someone of the female persuasion offered to help me, but being the shy and inexperienced teen that I was, I declined. Who knows what a little sympathy may have led to.

That happens (fake cast) when you have a TV show about a TV show.

I thought size didn’t matter…

I saw people doing this at Disneyland a few years back when entering the ‘handicap’ line was often faster than the main line. I saw a couple of late teenage girls who rented a wheel chair, one of them had a cast and acted like she couldn’t walk but later in the day she was walking just fine and I asked her what was up, she admitted they did the fake cast and rented the wheel chair to avoid the lines.

Since then I’ve heard Disney no longer has a handicap lines, I haven’t been back since so I don’t know exactly what has changed.

But with both arms in casts, how can he grab & hold her?