Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for October 15, 2016

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    Mad-ge Dish Soap  over 7 years ago

    Stick them in the buffer, that’ll show em.

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    Superfrog  over 7 years ago
    No gamblers, no crap shooters, no midnight ramblers.
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    Meh~tdology, fka Pepelaputr   over 7 years ago

    I specifically booked a no-smoking carriage!

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    Brass Orchid Premium Member over 7 years ago

    The automobile was considered a great boon to the environment, as it cleared the streets of the copious piles of horse manure with which they had been paved previously.

    Along with a reduction in anaerobic bacteria, such as those causing gangrene, came a reduction in the flies that fed the frogs that applauded the progress of man.

    Since that time, the word “Progressive” has been tied to a movement to bring back streets paved with gold.

    Legitimate historians are uncertain as to whether this was used as a benediction or a malediction. The illegitimate historians are still grinding away with it.

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    Randy B Premium Member over 7 years ago

    Schlurp!

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    Rotifer NOT GETTING RUBEN BOLLING’S PIN Thalweg Premium Member over 7 years ago

     

    Now THOSE are what I call word balloons.

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    3hourtour Premium Member over 7 years ago

    .. early sketch up of Bob Dylan’s Slow Train Coming’s lp cover art..…West World’s robot kids have to draw something……my homemade pumpkin video recorder is going to sell once I get some seed money……looks like Terry’s train of thought went a little off track……my old Daniel Boone raccoon tail hat didn’t need no flaps…… tinsel? Back in my day we didn’t need no tinsel…we just stuck chewing tobacco in our ears……my Sergeant licks his privates……up his little sleevies’…

    … it’s art because without specifically telling us we can assume it’s the old west…

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    Brass Orchid Premium Member over 7 years ago

    Folksome Prison Blues is playing in the background.

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    Brass Orchid Premium Member over 7 years ago

    And yes… where IS the tinsel?

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    William Neal McPheeters  over 7 years ago

    Anyone know where Tinsel Town is?

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    Radish the wordsmith  over 7 years ago

    People discovering that their boring lives are more interesting than a corn maze.

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    wilburgarrod  over 7 years ago

    Those stupid Orange people please stay in the pumpkin patch

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    wilburgarrod  over 7 years ago

    Say goodnight Donald and goodbye

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    jbmlaw01  over 7 years ago

    Amusing how irrelevant today were the concerns of 1980s leftists.

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    Radish the wordsmith  over 7 years ago

    Tinsel Town is a television drama co-produced by BBC Scotland. Produced and broadcast in the wake of 1999’s controversial TV drama Queer as Folk, and promoted as a “Scottish version” of that series, Tinsel Town was defined by its broadcaster as “a cutting-edge saga of life and love in Glasgow club land”.

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    Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member over 7 years ago

    < Insert image of Wagon Wheel Pasta here. >

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    mattro65  over 7 years ago

    Continuing nuclear proliferation should be of concern to anyone who is a critical thinker.

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    INGSOC   over 7 years ago

    Hayrack rides through a pumpkin patch is always fun..

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    blackdawne  over 7 years ago

    Dear Pres. Reagan, I hate vegetables, especially the ketchup served in school.

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    Brass Orchid Premium Member over 7 years ago

    The Christmas Train is just not the same without the tinsel hanging above it.

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    Brass Orchid Premium Member over 7 years ago

    A rope swing on the World Tree, arcing out over the infinite void.

    That’s what I like to see.

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    Brass Orchid Premium Member over 7 years ago

    Is this not The Polar Express with Tom Hanks voicing the Conductor?

    No?

    So I guess we won’t see Santa either?

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    Sisyphos  over 7 years ago

    Milo will have a heart attack before any hydrogen bomb incinerates him.

    And I would not touch the “Tuesday Surprise”!

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    Sisyphos  over 7 years ago

    Buddy, better get on down the line!

    Buddy, better get on down the line!

    Here comes 97, making up some time!

    Got a ton of coal poured down the stack!

    This is 97 at your back!

     

    Get that durned steam-carriage contraption off our streets and outta my way, and shut those Rubber-room Inmates up, too!

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    Brass Orchid Premium Member over 7 years ago

    Carriages powered by engines will never catch on. They are an abomination, and they frighten the horses. You just mark my words. This foolishness will soon come to an end.

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