Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for December 29, 2016
December 23, 2016
December 30, 2016
Transcript:
Enjoy Classic to the dancing bug vinatge 2007 woman: Oh my god! I know this guy you have to meet! he's so cute! man: found lady, I am not Homosexual! woman: Oh! Im so sorry!...I assumed... but you have to admit...thats a very gay vibe you're sending out! Forget effeminate gestures, leather chaps, or Barbra Streisand albums. These are outdated traits of the gay stereotype. Withe the parade of political and religious leaders beef caught seeking gay sex, there is a.... NEW GAY STEREOTYPE *middle aged *married *Conservative * "Family Values" ...Its another example of the homosexual agenda.... man: Listen to her! - Im just saying we can't afford to lose in Iraq! Hey are you cruising me?! - what? this is my wife! exactly! And the finishing touch -- An american Flag Lapel Pin! Uh...no offense...I went along with the suit...but that would make me look totally gay! Look homosexuality is a sin - it says so in the bible! Ok, I am so breaking up with you! You are too gay!
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QuiteDragon over 7 years ago
Snerk. Best laugh all day. Thanks, Ruben from 2007!
wcorvi over 7 years ago
Ruben forgot ‘fundie minister’.
NeedaChuckle Premium Member over 7 years ago
What about the “wide stance”?
Linguist over 7 years ago
The only problem with the middle age stereotype in the strip is that Mr. Rubin forgets that old song Nobody Love You When You’re Old and Gay ! ….er…Gray.
Kip W over 7 years ago
“I’m not gay! I just happen to have a conservative stance!”
pumaman over 7 years ago
Not that there’s anything wrong with that!
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] over 7 years ago
Yes like the Red Scare, we get Homo Scare. These are the traits of a hidden Commie…these are the traits of a Gay man. They don’t bother Gay women that much.
Helmet Head over 7 years ago
Looks an awful lot like Mike Pence. What’s in the emails you’re trying to hide?