Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for November 06, 2016
November 05, 2016
November 07, 2016
Transcript:
B.E. Before Eve...when Eden was an All-Dude Paradise... Rolf: Hey...what'd you do to the keg? Adam: I made it into a clock. Rolf: Um...ok. Why? Adam: To tell time. Rolf: And you want to do that because...? Adam: So we can standardize things...get organized... ...Then we can schedule stuff and make things more efficient. Rolf: So that's better than our routine of waking up, eating pizza and drinking beer 'til sunset? Adam: Point taken. Never mind... Rolf: Dude...sometimes I really wonder about you.
Can't Sleep over 7 years ago
So set your clocks back 1 hour!
Bilan over 7 years ago
How else will you know if the pizza delivery guy made it in 30 minutes? How will you know when happy hour starts?
Varnes over 7 years ago
I love Wiley’s Sunday comics….So much detail….Great stuff…
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] over 7 years ago
To be complete, this is after the first Feminist Lilith took a hike and before the “subservient” Eve came along. And imagine the whole of Eden was his toilet. With perpetual pizzas would appear like magick.
Superfrog over 7 years ago
How will we tell the difference between “Happy Hour” and “Beer O’Clock”?
submachine over 7 years ago
Set your sundials back
clancy.4233 over 7 years ago
Who cares? That is the essence of all beer and pizza epoch
freewaydog over 7 years ago
They had beer & pizza back then?
Phred Premium Member over 7 years ago
Its Sunday AM and now I have a desire for beer and pizza.
Nebulous Premium Member over 7 years ago
If you make a clock so that you can tell time….do you really think that time is going to do anything that you tell it?
Lenavid over 7 years ago
Ah, the Liberal ideal! To devolve back to the point where humans live in the moment like beasts, so we don’t tamper with nature and defile it.
dl11898 over 7 years ago
the dog should consider switching to a lite beer and thin crust pizza. he’s got a beer belly issue going on.
Radish the wordsmith over 7 years ago
Who makes the canned beer and boxed pizza?
johndifool over 7 years ago
Does anyone really know what time it is?
Packratjohn Premium Member over 7 years ago
Today’s strip is my retirement. Sadly, no woman, but beer and pizza aplenty!
dabugger over 7 years ago
So do the rest of us in fantasy land.
YatInExile over 7 years ago
They stop drinking beer at sunset?
jahoody over 7 years ago
Never see Paulie amongst the other animals…..but then cats usually walk alone………
chain gang charlie over 7 years ago
Hey it was Paradise….The beer and pizza grew on Trees…Ever read the lyrics to the Hobo song“The Big Rock Candy Mountain” ?
wherehaveallthetalentedartistsgone over 7 years ago
Wileybears eat pizza! Thought they only ate stupid people.