FoxTrot by Bill Amend for October 30, 2016

stingy, nerdy brats

I anticipate somebody leaving a trig-wire out for them soon.

I would go with Algebra. That’s harder.

Duh. It’s sqrt2 / 2, to be more precise.

TEMPLO S.U.D. said, about 7 hours ago

“stingy, nerdy brats” A little biased against brains are you?

Here we go again, and a day early.

There’s this thing called a door. I suggest the candy giver close it.

Here is a list of various Halloween costumes Jason (and sometimes Marcus) tried.

2015: Magsweeto

2012: “Game of Thrones” spoiler pages

2011: Country Pumpkins

2010: George Lucas

2009: Vampire (which he mistakenly showed to “Twilight” fangirl Paige)

2007: Charlie Brown

2006: Touch-Screen Electronic Voting Machine

2005: RIAA & MPAA

2004: Jabba the Hutt

2002: Blue Screen of Death

Alas for Jason and Marcus, the next house they his is haunted by the ghost of Paul Erdos, who traps them in a complete directed graph maze…

I would just go about my business and wait to see how far they could get before giving up. (Meanwhile, I could still give out treats to other kids.)

Man I’d give him my stepson to get rid of them. Win win

I need to do that!

Hah! I love that line, “Let’s go with candy!” My thoughts, exactly!