Barney & Clyde by Gene Weingarten; Dan Weingarten & David Clark for September 06, 2016

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    Randy B Premium Member over 7 years ago

    Post hoc, ergo propter hoc.

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    jonesfe0001  over 7 years ago

    Yes, it also works if you push elevator floor buttons and walk signal buttons multiple times.

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    Retired Dude  over 7 years ago

    Everyone knows the more times you push the elevator button the sooner it comes.

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    neverenoughgold  over 7 years ago

    Where’s their chauffeur?

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    Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo]  over 7 years ago

    Only if he has a controller to change the light sequence. Then he can have green lights all the way.

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    ChessPirate  over 7 years ago

    On the other hand, many elevators do close the doors faster if that button is pressed…

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    Stephen Gilberg  over 7 years ago

    She knows it’s a comic!

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    Teto85 Premium Member over 7 years ago

    Traffic cams are illegal in my state. A human has to see the infraction. Camera speed traps are illegal for the same reason.

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