Television: This just in- ace magnifying glass company has recalled over 10,000 skylights.
Too late for Count Dracula.
That new skylight you just installed can kill you.Details at 11:00.
Why did I read this in the Muppet Show’s newsreader’s voice?
Your fired.
Want to get rid of pesky relatives or that chatty neighbor who just won’t leave? Insist that they sit in your favorite chair!
That was my aunt.
I guess their ad campaign “Intensify You Solar Pleasure” was a bust.
The curvature of the skylight would disperse not concentrate the sunlight. The rays are correct; the effect is wrong.
I guess you could say… (puts on sunglasses) he got an.. killer tan. YEAHHH!!!
Must have killed him almost instantly.
Oddly, It was a wicked full moon did him in. The true tragedy occurred the next day at Ten forty five am. when the Sun broke thru the clouds. catching investigators from several disciplines by surprise.
Why would you even buy pane glass from a company called “Ace Magnifying Glass Company”?
Farside99 over 7 years ago
Too late for Count Dracula.
Bilan over 7 years ago
That new skylight you just installed can kill you.Details at 11:00.
wolfowned over 7 years ago
Why did I read this in the Muppet Show’s newsreader’s voice?
J Short over 7 years ago
Your fired.
MtheMomma over 7 years ago
Want to get rid of pesky relatives or that chatty neighbor who just won’t leave? Insist that they sit in your favorite chair!
Radish the wordsmith over 7 years ago
That was my aunt.
nosirrom over 7 years ago
I guess their ad campaign “Intensify You Solar Pleasure” was a bust.
cjger Premium Member over 7 years ago
The curvature of the skylight would disperse not concentrate the sunlight. The rays are correct; the effect is wrong.
ars731 over 7 years ago
I guess you could say… (puts on sunglasses) he got an.. killer tan. YEAHHH!!!
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] over 7 years ago
Must have killed him almost instantly.
dkcobb over 7 years ago
Oddly, It was a wicked full moon did him in. The true tragedy occurred the next day at Ten forty five am. when the Sun broke thru the clouds. catching investigators from several disciplines by surprise.
William T. Bagwell Premium Member over 7 years ago
Why would you even buy pane glass from a company called “Ace Magnifying Glass Company”?