Richard's Poor Almanac by Richard Thompson for January 23, 2018
January 22, 2018
January 24, 2018
Transcript:
yard sale yard sale items from our yard sale prices available upon request by richard thompson deathtrap sleeper sofa! the widowmaker! hair-trigger mechanism, sunken frame, possibly occupied by evil spirits. heroes of western culture on shellacked cedar shingles! weta membership premium, missing shakespeare & roy rogers. 18 feet of antonio vivaldi on desirable 78's! scratch on side 214, otherwise impeccable. some lesley gore also available. hamster caddy! fits small-xxl. pathogens! packed in six ball jars. decorative coathangers! the smithsonian has nothing like 'em! wandering washer-dryer! flick the switch & off she goes! monet? vermeer? twombly? rubens? aunt blanche? mystery painting! every year a lucky elderly couple finds a picasso at a yard sale! scrape off the ugly sailboat & see what's underneath.
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member about 6 years ago
WETA? Weebles for the Ethical Treatment of Animals?
Kip W about 6 years ago
I’ll give it a shot! Maybe there’s a Howard Finster underneath.
PO' DAWG about 6 years ago
They are lined up for the early bird sale already. No early birds before 5am.
Lizzie Premium Member about 6 years ago
I want the 18 feet of Vivaldi!
Sisyphos about 6 years ago
This is a Yard Sale I would have attended!