Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for September 06, 2016

Stephan has to find a weigh out of this one.

Today’s background music: “Fat Bottomed Girls” by Queen.

Time for a crash diet? Take Stephan with you.

Maybe she gets paid by the pound?

When she diets like crazy and yet puts on weight, it will be be known as the Nancy Grew Mystery.

Wow! A two-in-one pun!

Oh, Stephan. Really? Body shaming? You know, I used to laugh when Uncle Miltie would do it. Now, not so much.

I suppose I should be grateful that no matter how much I eat, I never get fat. But still, shame on those who make fun of people who aren’t so lucky.

Isn’t anybody going to pound him?In England they would stone him.

Where there’s a will, there’s a relative.

I don’t think that will’s gonna make it through the probate court..

Been eating too much curds and …

Have you considered whey? Whey may be the way to weigh less.

And the beat goes on………………….Croc Power !

I wouldn’t like to be a translator of PBS comic strips.

You could see that coming a mile away.

Ease off the weighty puns, Cartoon-Boy! Neighbor Nancy could crush you like a bug. Don’t bug me, bro!

So is neighbor Nancy……..by at least 50 lbs or so.

Neighbor Nancy gained weight…and glasses

LMAO!

Oohh! Should have seen that coming.

Stephan, you have massive problems.

Honestly, when are people going to learn that unless you’re my doctor or I specifically bring it up myself, how much I weigh is simply none of your business?

As Garfield so eloquently stated, “I’m not overweight, I’m under tall.”

Typical , pathetic BS punning. Sad.

What does weight have to do with inheriting money?

Booooooooooooo!

This actually reminds me of an episode of Get Smart where the prince of an Arab nation was weighed once a year and given his weight in gold. Only in that case it paid to be fat.

Q: Where can you weigh a pie?

A: “Somewhere over the rainbow…

… Weigh a pie.”. ♩

@hariseldon59:Well, I’m actually in my mid twenties, so I suppose that could be it. Or high metabolism like legaleagle48 said. I know I have tried to gain weight many times to donate blood, but I simply can’t reach the limit.

I want to know where neighbor Rodgers is ….

Today’s strip is WEIGH funny!

xxx

BiathlonNut… very kind of you. Thanks!

And you’re fat.

And just think … Pastis gets paid for this.

Keep up the good work, Stephan.

I always thought it was, “Where there’s a will, there’s probate.”

No weigh!