Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for October 02, 2010

OOH!!! Beer marinated lobster.

Don’t you just hate it when you have hold your tongue at the bar because of some bulked-up crustacean?

From the inside out, cleo

Anyone have some drawn butter

Oh, don’t worry about him. He never gets crabby.

Sometimes the comments are better than the strip..

He’s on his 5th beer already, and I thought I had a hard week.

The guy on the left has the right attitude. Frank’s thoughtless jokes may cause that depressed lobster to retreat further into his shell.

Where is this bar? I want to go there.

He’s one that got away from C’pn Eddie. Remember the giant lobsters?

Me an C’pn Eddie take ah personal offence ahbout Nuh England jokes. yah be in a sack oh trouble sayin that thah in a Down East bah. Yah wanna make jokes ahbout another race, tell Canook jokes. Does gahs talk funny.

“Crabs walk sideways And lobsters walk straight And you can’t take a crab for your mate.”

Kingston trio retro theme.

Thus crabs have a don’t ask don’t tell military.

where does he keep his wallet?

or is the bartender going to get pinched?

Hey, He clawed his way to the top.

I’m afraid he is just one sip from getting tanked.

I’ve never thought about a ‘hop’ped up lobster.

Is that “Anchor Steamed Beer” or am I just type casting?

OK, three is my limit, anyone else? Thanks Wiley!

I think that lobster’s stewed.

Just be careful if he has one too any, he might get “snappy” in response to your joke!

Tell a few of those jokes and he’ll get steamed.

Which is the way I like my lobster.

RichardSRussell: Yeah, I think I’ve heard of that one. :-D

No worries, he has a thick exoskeleton