Drabble by Kevin Fagan for September 04, 2016
September 03, 2016
September 05, 2016
Transcript:
Norman: There's nothing like the atmosphere of a college football game, Stu! The only thing I'm not crazy about is our school mascot! Stu: What's wrong with roly poly bugs? Norman: For one thing, they roll up into a ball when they're scared. Boo! Mascots used to be symbols of strength and courage! Things have really changed! How are we supposed to strike fear into our opponents? Stu: I wouldn't worry... Our opponent's mascot is a houseplant!
Sir Ruddy Blighter over 7 years ago
How about the Carolina Panthers’ “Sir Purr”? Real scary
hcarpenter1 over 7 years ago
wow what a mess they all are.
halibaitor over 7 years ago
Well, Stanford’s mascot is a tree, and the mascot for UC Santa Cruz is a sea slug…
Anold Greenman over 7 years ago
It’s the “Phighting Philodendrons”!!!
mrsdonaldson over 7 years ago
Scottsdale Community College is the Artichokes. Yeah…
eolan59 over 7 years ago
tOSU has a nut, but it’s a poisonous nut!
Sailor46 USN 65-95 over 7 years ago
I’m surprised that the PC idiocy hasn’t resulted in most Colleges changing to these types of Mascots.
Marathon Zack over 7 years ago
That’s what you get when PC makes everyone change their mascots.