New Adventures of Queen Victoria by Pab Sungenis for July 17, 2016

Let me run it by my lawyer.

Hail, hail Freedonia, land of the brave and free!:(If you don’t, the shotgun-toting dog will find you.)

Note to McDonalds: Please make sure you got klaftwetler in your MCklaftwetler this time.

Nowhere does it say anything about deep water fishing rights…

Darn it! I violated rule viii). I counted the subsections of the agreement. Does that mean that I can’t EVER read “The New Adventures of Queen Victoria” again?EVER??

I’ll just lie and say I read it.

Klaftwelter? Just sayin’

Freedonia? You know, of course, that this means war.

“All I can offer you is a Rufus over your head.”

Pab, how is it that you can spell the diificult word “klaftwetler” but since August 2, 2009, you haven’t corrected the misspelled “FOLLOWED” (“…FOLLWED BY OUR LAUGHING…”)?

Did Rat write this? ’Cause if he did, he forgot about the “fight with an angry bonobo while armed only with a spatula” part.

I think it means “Laugh, or else…”

This strip is funnier than “Gasoline Alley.”

Bring on the lawyers, Pab.

Just a d&*^ minute, Pab. I’ve been folding, spindling & mutilating for almost 5 decades and am NOT about to quit. So there.

This is why nobody not bored doesn’t read the EULA or the Terms & Conditions.

Accepted !

Offer void in Quebec.