Wondermark by David Malki for September 05, 2016

Transcript:

Hey Ruth, guess what? You finally dumped that bum husband? You wised up to how he runs around town cheating on you? You found him in bed with the maid so you beat him silly? You're beginning the healing process without him? You don't need a man to make you feel whole inside? Actually, we're going on a second honeymoon to Paris! Oh, how fun! Have a good time and tell him I said hi!