Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for August 08, 2016

If you’re going to freeze your face, go with the look in the last panel.

Indeed. The last panel is perfect for Calvin. But more importantly, why does he hates salmon? Who hates salmon? Appropriately cooked and it’s probably the best fish there is.

I love salmon, but it gives me indigestion.

You just HAD to put the idea into his head, didn’t you, Mom?

That Shining reference is one of the best I’ve ever seen. And about the salmon, well, I still stand my case. Though the way mom cooks… well, it must be bad if Calvin doesn’t like it.

Fresh halibut trumps (sorry) all other fish. Unless you know how to eat fugu. But I wouldn’t risk it. It could freeze your face permanently.

The taste and quality of salmon is “mind over matter.” If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.

Actually, Calvin wants the salmon for his best buddy.

Did you know that fish’s faces can freeze as well?SpongeBob Squarepants, “Face Freeze”

Ask your Mom if that’s what happened to her. It’ll be a great way to get grounded for life.

Salmon is not only tasty, it’s one of the healthiest foods you can eat. I love it, any ways, all ways, and eat it often.

I’m okay with salmon once in a while; however, there is well prepared salmon and some not so much…

The frozen face is one thing Calvin, wait ’till you hear about hairy palms…

People who still believe your face will freeze when making a funny expression is in serious need of a life.

It’s not true and never will be.

xxx

… but only after you eat the salmon.

Challenge accepted!!

I’ll take my salmon baked or grilled, both good.

I slipped him a fin…on porpoise.

“Hairy palms” a sure sign of a person being a werewolf. Only there are no hair follicles on it.

Uhhhhhhhhhh… oh, never mind!

Somebody said they really like fresh salmon…It doesn’t get any fresher than this!

Indeed … that’s a classic face in panel 4. Love it.

But I want salmon!