Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal by Zach Weinersmith for June 26, 2016

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Dad! My favorite band member left my favorite band and it's not the saaaaaaame! Wow. This is incredible. I'm so non--sad, I'm anti--sad. Look! I can rub this freshly-sliced onion right into my eye, and I'm not crying at all. I can punch myself in the nose, and my tear ducts stay totally dry excavation point watch I can drain the entire swimming pool, with my face acting as a reverse water hose! I hate you, daddy. Later... That onion trick must've been hard. Parenting is about sacrifice.