Monty by Jim Meddick for July 06, 2016
July 05, 2016
July 07, 2016
Transcript:
Ok... So you pull up to this spot... Place in order... Then pull up to the window to pick it up... Very logical... The great Ornac demands sustenance, and his servants provide!... Are you ready to order? Uh. I think so. We require a 5.5 pounder with a corresponding allotment of cheese! A 5.5 pounder? We combined 22 quarter pounders with cheese into a single unit. Do the math. We need to resupply the mothership.
Alphaomega almost 8 years ago
You want fries with that?
Emlyn Premium Member almost 8 years ago
I once went to a chicken place to order for the family. I asked for 20 pieces of chicken. They said, “We don’t have 20 pieces of chicken.” I said, “okay, give me 2 orders of 10 pieces.” I got the chicken.
Dr Sheriff MB esq PhD DML almost 8 years ago
….ketchup only
Sisyphos almost 8 years ago
Re-supply the mothership? Are the ornacians getting ready to leave Sol III? Monty will go from being a god to again being just a dumb guy….
buzzkillington almost 8 years ago
Whoever translated today’s Monty into Spanish sure isn’t very good at doing math LOL!http://www.gocomics.com/espanol/monty-diarios/2016/07/06