Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for July 02, 2016

He’s a house half full kind of pig.

Sing along with Sherlock: “Raindrops keep falling on my bed…”

Someone save the goldfish.

the indoor plants might drown if they get too much water, Pig,… not to mention you yourself will get electrocuted if you plan to use a plug-in kitchen appliance to fix a snack.

He’s either an idiot or has a sibling who is a roofer.

Well how about that? I wishI could see the positive side of things all the time like Pig. And is that a zebra? For a moment, I thought it was a mime.

Right. An optimist thinks this is the best of all possible worlds. A pessimist is sure of it.

An optimist sees the glass half full. A pessimist sees it half empty. I see a glass that’s twice as big as it needs to be. — George Carlin

Always look on the bright side of life. Always look on the right side of life. If life seems jolly rotten, there’s something you’ve forgotten……………………

A pessimist sees the glass as half empty. An optometrist wants to know if you see the glass more full like this? Or like this?

Optimistic Pig is optimistic.

Some people see the House as half empty, but Pig sees his House as half full.

Optimist : “half full”Pessimist : “half empty”Opportunist : “Are you going to drink that ?”

“Always Look On The Bright Side Of Life”……….Monty Python

Looks like Pig is destined to become some politician’s spin doctor.

Haven’t seen Zebra in a while

you gotta love Pig always looking at the bright side of things

I’m fixing a hole where the rain gets in and stops my mind from wandering….

What! its only 9 am and 25 comments are already here!

Zeeba! Can the crocs be next?

Meh. Optimist schmoptimist. The glass is half full or half empty depending upon if one is pouring into it or drinking out of it.

That’s not an optimist, it’s a pollyanna.

I’m a “Half Full” person.

“Half Empty” just sounds weird.

xxx

Pig is optimistic, perhaps. But he is stupid, surely. It is no longer possible to make excuses for him by claiming that he is just ignorant. Pig is going to drown in his own bed!

The bad news is, it is NOT raining!

Hey Sisyphos, are you saying that you have to be stupid to be happy? I don’t think Pig is stupid or ignorant, he just lacks common sense. But of course, that depends on the definition you give those words.

An optimist sees a glass half full. A pessimist sees it half empty. An engineer sees it as twice as big as it needs to be.