Gray Matters by Stuart Carlson and Jerry Resler for October 11, 2019

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    BE THIS GUY  over 4 years ago

    A croissant if you’re lucky.

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    Grace Premium Member over 4 years ago

    he just wants her to keep peddling while he stops….

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    Nighthawks Premium Member over 4 years ago

    I think he means the Crispy Creme kind

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    Bill The Nuke  over 4 years ago

    Years ago a friend’s son was stuck in the middle of a lake when the winds pushed his paddle boat faster than he could paddle. We went out on a canoe to toe him back in (hey, it’s all we had). Halfway back it seemed to suddenly get much harder to paddle. I finally looked back to see my friend with his paddle across his legs while he smoked his cigarette and silently laughed at me.

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    Less Monday... More Friday  over 4 years ago

    I didn’t see the DD sign…

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    banjinshiju  over 4 years ago

    If he tries to make a doughnut, it will probably end up being a sinker. From http://mentalfloss.com/article/80962/12-different-ways-say-doughnut-across-us :(5. SUBMARINEWhile a submarine is familiar as a sandwich in some parts of the U.S., it has also been a name for a doughnut in states like Kansas, Minnesota, West Virginia, and New York. Alternatively called a sinker, the name submarine comes from the idea of a doughnut being submerged in oil or fat, according to the Oxford English Dictionary (OED).

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    rhpii  over 4 years ago

    Put on your Mae West.

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