Gray Matters by Stuart Carlson and Jerry Resler for November 09, 2018

Or the Nectar of the Hogs.

Stop anti-bacon bias. Bacon is beautiful. We might get a protected class out of this if we push hard enough. We just need to get the media behind us and we’ll never have to hear the word “Kale” again.

Call it what you like. It still won’t be a rose.

Bacon by any other name will still be as tasty.

Artery goo.

It’s not the fat, it’s the sugar.

Bacon is its own food group.