Gray Matters by Stuart Carlson and Jerry Resler for January 17, 2018

The wife will pick the casket.

Hallmark; they got it all covered up.

Paraphrased: If I knew I was going to live this long, I’d have taken better care of myself.

I’m not sure what ‘note’ that card hits; maybe the ‘how the h-e-double-hockey-sticks have you managed to survive?!’ note?