Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for May 27, 2016

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    Dtroutma  almost 8 years ago

    I can still get a gig!!

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    Wilde Bill  almost 8 years ago

    No. You won’t even remember why you came into the room.

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    Bilan  almost 8 years ago

    Now if he can only remember where he was planning to go to.

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    Superfrog  almost 8 years ago

    He probably has a stooge in the audience.

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    Varnes  almost 8 years ago

    What did I need the keys for again?

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    NeedaChuckle Premium Member almost 8 years ago

    The other day I scored a twofer, while looking for something I actually found it and one other item I’ve been look for forever.

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    StCleve72  almost 8 years ago

    Hilarious!

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    Aaberon  almost 8 years ago

    Ahhhhh: Haven’t gotten this bad yet.

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    whiteheron  almost 8 years ago

    No doubt about it, I got to get another hat!

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    Varnes  almost 8 years ago

    NeedaChuckle, That is the consolation prize for looking for things, I guess……You find other things you’ve been looking for……..Congrats on the twofer….

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    Dr_Zinj  almost 8 years ago

    Don’t laugh. You’ll all be there soon enough. /sigh

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    sandpiper  almost 8 years ago

    My son told me this: if you go into a room to do something, but can’t remember why, you simply back out through the door, and VOILA!, the memory returns. I guess that is like backing down the time line.I tried that and it works some of the time BUT it won’t work if I have passed through two doors.Go figure.

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    azktryg  almost 8 years ago

    “However, I forgot where I put my top-hat”

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    dabugger  almost 8 years ago

    OK, but what the hell happens during the five minutes. A featured singer? Cute bunch of lightly clad dancers? Another magician?

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    Al Nala  almost 8 years ago

    I see that politics has not raised its ugly head. Congrats, all!

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    garcoa  almost 8 years ago

    The audience clearly will forget he put the keys there.

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    mourdac Premium Member almost 8 years ago

    He’ll forget to go back to the audience hall.

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    kaffekup   almost 8 years ago

    I wish my wife would take up magic.

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    yimhere  almost 8 years ago

    The audience is totally unrealistically represented…. no one is napping or in the wrong theater!!

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    Banjo Gordy Premium Member almost 8 years ago

    Oh yes, we all become lost keys [&everything else] magicians after 80!

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    Eclectic-1  almost 8 years ago

    If you ask the audience their names, how soon do you need to know?

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    jahoody  almost 8 years ago

    My keys are put into my purse and it sits on a table by the door so I never have to search for either.

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    I Go Pogo   almost 8 years ago

    I do a similar trick. I place the keys on a table by the door when I come home. When I go to leave the next morning they’ve mystically transported somewhere else…like inside the fridge.

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    GiantShetlandPony  almost 8 years ago

    But will they remember what he came back for?

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    yimhere  almost 8 years ago

    But with time…. all visible space will be covered with something. I tried that in my shop area – and it looks like a bomb went off in there!

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    Thehag  almost 8 years ago

    Yes, yes…. that blasted ‘safe place’! Ha ha ha.

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    dflak  almost 8 years ago

    I was going to add a comment to this strip, but I forgot what it was.

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    dgmiller  almost 8 years ago

    Everyone so far is clearly concerned with the Here After.

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    janetelsen5  almost 8 years ago

    Laughing at me & my peers in this way is not nice. What? Did I say something, what?

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    sarah413 Premium Member almost 8 years ago

    Mine is less a memory problem and more a furniture problem. My chest has fallen into my drawers.

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    millwheel  almost 8 years ago

    Why was I going to write a comment?

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    Thomas & Tifffany Connolly  almost 8 years ago

    I’ll believe that wh …. what were we doing?

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    Fan o’ Lio.  almost 8 years ago

    Am I still on Ballard…something.

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    Rolf Rykken Premium Member almost 8 years ago

    Agist!

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    Mary McNeil Premium Member almost 8 years ago

    Or better yet – put them in a drawer and when you look for them where you KNOW you put them – they’re still there !

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