Walt Handelsman for May 08, 2016

And the winner loses all.

Apartment House is second with plenty of roomAssault is passing batteryNotary’s Old Jack is fourth

And in last place by ten lengths I believe it is, yesIt is Feitlebaum around the turn heading for homeIt’s Stu Chan and Dog Bisquit and Girdle in the stretchFlying Sylvester is third and Mother-In-Law nagging in the rear

And now they come down to the wireAnd it’s number one and now number twoAnd it’s very closeIt’ll either be a photo finish or an oil painting

And now Louis speaks with the leftAnd Louis is in thereSlugging and it’s a battleAnd now they are tearing hair

There’s hair all over the ringThere’s hair all over the placeI don’t know whose hair it isIt’ mine and there goes the winner

Feitlebaum

Spike-jones/william-tell-overture-lyrics

Civility never got outta the gate, and Wishful Thinking is still thinking… wishfully.

Common Sense lies dead in the gate.

Nyquist would make a more horse sense President

Guess that “Bernie’s BS” was scratched?

BTW: would you name an intentionally slow horse “NyQuil”?

^or just our reaction to this election cycle?