Richard's Poor Almanac by Richard Thompson for May 23, 2016

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Richard's Poor Almanac Suggested Summer Viewing By Richard Thompson I recommend Michael Bay's seminal Budweiser ad Brewskies Ahoy in the new directors cut with over 90 minutes of previously lost footage restored. Product Placement I just want a movie where the hard nosed authority figure looks the maverick loner figure square in the eye and says Mister you are way out of line! And during the explosions at least one oil drum must become airborne. You can't do better than Crouching Dragon, Preening Nitwit Jackie Chan beats the crap out of Riverdance's Michael Flatley. Awesome. When we saw that Shrek show my kid got his arm stuck in the cup holder & we had a fight with the usher. Otherwise it was ok, I guess. It was a scene worthy of the great Bunuel. I'm in line for Lord of the Rings. I'm in line for Harry Potter. Loser. Weenie. Orc face. Muggle butt.