Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for June 09, 2016
June 03, 2016
June 10, 2016
Transcript:
Enjoy this classic Tom the dancing bug Vintage 1996 woman: No, I don't know who he is -- I was set up I just know his name is Charley. Ding Dong Oh there he is now. MY BLIND DATE WAS AN AUSTRALOPITHECINE! APE: Hi! I brought a pigeon, hope you like gray. woman: Um…what are you? Ape: Im a sagitarius…lets see, what else? …well, Im a hominid from the pliocene epoch… woman: this is Not going to work. ape: do you have a problem with inter genus dating? woman: Not that I know of. I just find you repulsive. Ape: fair enough. should we start making out now? woman: look, Im going to leave now. ape: let me be frank. I don't know you at all, but I like you. woman: Im keeping my hands in sight as I back away… Ape: something about you makes me want to have sex. Ape: oh, great. now I have to go through that awkward is it too soon to show up wearing nothing but an overcoat and silk boxers phase of our relationship!
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gammaguy almost 8 years ago
You’re from the Pliocene epoch? I think you’ve arrived a bit too late.
SKJAM! Premium Member almost 8 years ago
Charley’s behavior is all too familiar to many people who’ve gone on dates.
Linguist almost 8 years ago
Silk Boxers ?? I’d opt for just the trench coat and a smile !
kevin87031 almost 8 years ago
Two T’s has an apostrophe.
Packratjohn Premium Member almost 8 years ago
That cordless phone is from the Pliocene!
Malcolm Hall almost 8 years ago
I don’t know why anyone would except an ancient hominid to be an excellent speller. It’s certainly not Bolling’s fault.
efluffy almost 8 years ago
Actually, t’s has an apostrophe and Ts does not.
jpozenel almost 8 years ago
She’s just too picky!
Don’t give up Charley…there’s someone out there for everyone (so they tell me.)
kapock almost 8 years ago
Would she be happier if he were a Homo? (sorry)