Jeff Stahler for April 29, 2016

de·lu·sion

an idiosyncratic belief or impression that is firmly maintained despite being contradicted by what is generally accepted as reality or rational argument, typically a symptom of mental disorder.

Ramirez, Rogers, and Stahler all have sinking ships today. Three in a row.

Mr. Stahler, very irreverent, but I laughed. You even had the ship going down by the bow. (14-15, April, 1912, I believe???)

It would have happened faster if he had selected Palin. She endorsed Trump and he lost Alaska. She could bring down any candidate.

Cruz formally names Fiorina as his VP running mate. A last-ditch move to regain momentum after being mathematically eliminated form winning the GOP presidential nomination outright. Typically, candidates do not name VP picks until after they are the presumptive nominee and soon before the convention. But Cruz is pinning his hopes on a contested GOP convention. Especially after his disastrous two weeks in the Northeast where he was mathematically finished.

God obviously gave Cruz special dispensation to lie cheat and steal.

See Set_Jeff’s comment above.

Lots of sinking ship cartoons today.

This is just a kid’s bathtub boat going down for the count.