Bloom County by Berkeley Breathed for July 02, 2022

And now we have “Space Farce…”

Opinnochio?

I was in the Navy and one time we had to do an inventory of our equipment. We found a rectangular bar made of cheap metal that had cost $150. No one knew what it was used for!!! Never did find out, but we were required to have it!!

Attention please. Will Mr. Uh, Sure please report to the nearest hospitality shelter.

This arc hasn’t aged well at all. The system works: ask Israel. And the US could afford it just fine… The old USSR? Nyet! Reagan was a genius.

opus needs to have another rhinoplasty.

The ladies love Opus when he lies to them at the right times

No less honest than the government itself.

Uh, sure!

Ladies and gentlemen, please ignore the clearly un-American Pinocchio Effect temporarily afflicting that brave and eminent scientist, Dr. Opus Spock….

Opus lied his way into a hairy situation!

Did your nose grow though?