Bloom County by Berkeley Breathed for December 02, 2021

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    Imagine  over 2 years ago

    Great pick up line. I wonder if it ever actually works.

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    erik.vanthienen  over 2 years ago

    Mixed metaphors! Unacceptable!

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    hariseldon59  over 2 years ago

    He’s been hanging around Steve Dallas too long.

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    Alexander the Good Enough  over 2 years ago

    Ah, back in the “Good Old Days” when one could still smoke in a bar… Or maybe not so good…

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    john_chubb  over 2 years ago

    I will have to try this line the next time I’m sitting next to a sizzlin’ mama in a meat-market pickup bar.

    It will also the the first time I’ll ever be sitting next to a sizzlin’ mamma in a meat-market pickup bar!

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    Bocephus   over 2 years ago

    Lotta drop lamps around these days

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    hwmj  over 2 years ago

    Lines like that will get you a fresh new nose job

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    Sisyphos  over 2 years ago

    Apparently New-Nose Narcissist needs more than just a short shower of cold booze from “Sizzlin’ Mama”!

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