Bloom County by Berkeley Breathed for April 09, 2021

Not much has changed except that it is much more extreme now.

Hold the pickles, hold the lettuce, special orders don’t upset us. All we ask is that you let us serve it your way.

Try asking for a Big Mac instead.

Pay us first so it won’t get sticky, then hold out your hands.

Material recycled from an installment of The Academia Waltz which appeared on this website just thirteen days ago (SA 3/27/21). https://www.gocomics.com/academiawaltz/2021/03/27?ct=v&cti=2469424

Didn’t “no bun” become an actual thing during one of the diet fads?

And a side order of wheat toast.

Fortunately no one was killed or injured – but hazard pay for the staff. https://www.wcax.com/video/2021/04/05/police-woman-shoots-inside-memphis-burger-king/

“I was hoping you’d say that. Open your mouth.”

Poor Binkley….

Damn Liberals!

I worked at that unnamed fast food place for a while, and we really did make burgers without buns for people. But nobody ever asked for a shake without a cup.

Recycled from the Academia Waltz and the very first Bloom County

“Now all you have to do is hold the chicken, bring me the toast, give me a check for the chicken salad sandwich and you haven’t broken any rules.” “You want me to hold the chicken, huh?”“I want you to hold it between your knees”

This might be my favorite all time comic. I loved this one in high school and it is still great today. Only regret is I have never tried to order a milkshake without the cup.

This one really resonates with the current mask situation.

“Hold the cup” upside down over his head, to be precise.

You had me up until the milkshake.

Lefty Milo is having delusions of his own image of a Reagan supporter. Alas! Pity the poor burger clerk (and Binkley the bearer, and Opus the bopped)….

I’m surprised that the big chains haven’t embraced the Keto-Burger – a hamburger sans-bun that they can charge twice as much for since it’s not only gluten free but lo carb as well!