Bloom County by Berkeley Breathed for October 20, 2020

It’s all or none.

Unitarian Universalism it is, then!

Mix all your Kool-Aids together.

Skip the brands. Just do unto others as you would have them do to you.

Spirituality is a personal relationship with the god of your choice. Religion is crowd control.

God doesn’t matter what you call him, so long as you call him.- George Harrison.

I belong to the “Church of What’s Happening Now”, with the Rev. Flip Wilson presiding.

Or he could become a Pastafarian and worship the Great Flying Spaghetti Monster.

That is a very Blaise Pascal approach.

Religion. The original fake news.

They can’t all be equally true. They can, however, all be equally false.

Maybe Bill will leave the Bhagwan and set up shop as a guru that Binkley can follow. The church of Ack Thbbft…

Have you heard of Frisbeetarianism? We believe that, after death, your soul flies up on the roof and gets stuck.

You ain’t ready for religion, Binkley. You can’t handle religion!

Jesus Christ is the one true Lord and Savior. John 3:16

Sounds like a Unitarian