Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for May 14, 2016

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    BE THIS GUY  almost 8 years ago

    There are so many other interesting topics besides what one does for a living.

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    cdgar  almost 8 years ago

    Porker Piggy? Macho Mama? Maybe I better quit while I’m ahead…. or still have a head.

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    Sherlock Watson  almost 8 years ago

    She may be a carpenter, but she’s not a lady.

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    bigcatbusiness  almost 8 years ago

    Well, at least she isn’t boring for what I can see.

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    Templo S.U.D.  almost 8 years ago

    Is Pig’s girlfriend Pigita the only sane pig? I’m not sure if she even wants to be part of his family of nit-wits.

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    Cameron1988 Premium Member almost 8 years ago

    anyone else see this article? http://www.pennlive.com/opinion/2016/05/pearls_before_swine.html

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    dadoctah  almost 8 years ago

    She used to be a stripper. By which I mean she scraped paint and varnish off of furniture.

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    Tue Elung-Jensen  almost 8 years ago

    Wonder what Goat would have said if Pig had said a homewrecker.

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    whiteheron  almost 8 years ago

    She’s what makes a house a home? Dang !

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    NeedaChuckle Premium Member almost 8 years ago

    Yes, but now when Pig calls his mother with a Faux Pas, it won’t seem as funny.

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    Sandfan  almost 8 years ago

    Considering the way Pastis likes to play with the censors, I’m surprised that there wasn’t something about power tools.

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    artieb2007  almost 8 years ago

    A ho’maker?….like in pimp my home?….nervously looking over shoulder for censor guy.

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    MeGoNow Premium Member almost 8 years ago

    She’ll built however you want. Straw, sticks or bricks.

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    Cameron1988 Premium Member almost 8 years ago

    wait, this is the same woman Pig speaking to (and misspoke) about going to topless bar with Goat, and she was disgusted about it back on April 29th?

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    Roger Merritt  almost 8 years ago

    Reminds me of Zsa Zsa Gabor (very, very beautiful Hungarian woman who married many times, for you kids who are too young to remember her). She said she was an excellent housekeeper. Every time she got divorced, she kept the house.

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    Alberta Oil Premium Member almost 8 years ago

    Safety rules say females cannot build homes topless.. She needs a bra.. Its been awhile so I forget how many a pig needs though

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    bilbrlsn  almost 8 years ago

    The article and response were almost as much fun as the comic.

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    deathrider75  almost 8 years ago

    Pig needs to understand that house maker is different from house builder.

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    danketaz Premium Member almost 8 years ago

    No wonder Pig runs around naked.

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    Number Three  almost 8 years ago

    I could see that one coming.

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