Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal by Zach Weinersmith for April 11, 2016

Transcript:

But what about conservation of energy. Conservation of energy is a political law, not a physical one. If too much extra mass was created, the universe would collapse. Fortunately, energy creation mechanism is very complicated, so it's rare in nature. We set detectors to find out when it happens and put a stop to it. The only remaining risk in the universe is that an intelligent species discovers the mechanism and uses it for their own benefit. So you've come to stop us before we discover it. No, we're actually tourist. We're here to see the only species that has figured out sex robots prior to figuring out free energy. Oh God... I had no idea... Someone's built a sex robot?! Can I get a photo with you?