Tom Toles for April 07, 2016

The trains are all headed to a station in Cleveland at the same time. It should be a good pile up. .Nothing like watching a slow wreck.

Saved? Really? Evil misanthropy saves you from blustering stupidity? How noble!

tRump vs. Crooze = Nightmare vs. Hallucination.

There’s nothing a whole lot more entertaining than a good train wreck, but I wish it wasn’t quite so close to where I live.

Dudley Doo Rights horse could save her but he’s a democrat.

I like the comment about narrow gauge, especially in light of the GOP’s continued Southern Strategery.The narrow gauges and lack of track consistency is one of the big reasons the South lost the Civil War. I wonder what their excellent generals cold have done if they hadn’t had to work around that problem?

Republiclans, if you’re trying to commit suicide, call us AFTER you have pulled the trigger. Thank you.

Not to worry, that’s the DC Metro System

Trump line and trunk line.

Cruz is doing the Republicans a great service for no reward. He’s blocking Trump’s coronation while having no path to the nomination himself.

That elephant would rather be poisoned than shot. I don’t think the liberals are screaming and whining, more like laughing and guffawing at the circus on the right. Perhaps it sounds like whining because it is what all of the Republicans are doing about their own choices.

Not to be snide, but both Trump and Cruz give me whiplash………

Curses! Foiled Again!

And if trolls would actually ADD to the conversation … Never mind!

yes hilliar and bernie stalin are much better // it is terrible he believes in 1st and 2nd admendment // nightgaunt49 is correct Christians should be 2nd class citizens

It is the Circus Train comin’ to town boys and girls!

Still in La La Land or is it crystal meth?

My wife’ favorite new slogan, “Help Republicans LOSE WITH CRUZ”