Frazz by Jef Mallett for April 22, 2016

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    Randy B Premium Member almost 8 years ago

    We’ll never get to celebrate Neptune Day.

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    HeckleMeElmo  almost 8 years ago

    Well, that would explain why I feel so wiped at the end of the week.

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    Varnes  almost 8 years ago

    Happy Mirthday, everybody….BTW, Mirthday = everyday….

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    Eric Salinas Premium Member almost 8 years ago

    By Thor’s Hammer, that makes sense!

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    Eric Salinas Premium Member almost 8 years ago

    Great Odin’s Raven, I wish I had thought of this!!

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    Phred Premium Member almost 8 years ago

    These kids are clever.

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    MS72  almost 8 years ago

    URANUS

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    whiteheron  almost 8 years ago

    Third Rock from the Sun

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    mourdac Premium Member almost 8 years ago

    @varnes: great idea!

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    Uncle Bob  almost 8 years ago

    Why is Frazz sweeping the lawn? Is this a metaphor for cleaning up the planet?

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    magicwalnut Premium Member almost 8 years ago

    Good one, Jef!

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    Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member almost 8 years ago

    I like that.

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    drkala  almost 8 years ago

    French..Lundi (moonday) Mardi (Marsday) Mercredi (mercuryday)

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    Fido (aka Felix Rex) Premium Member almost 8 years ago

    TGIED!

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    mddshubby2005  almost 8 years ago

    Well then Earth Day could be on Thursday as well, as that is the third day before Sunday. They both orbit Sunday, Caulfield!

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    Fido (aka Felix Rex) Premium Member almost 8 years ago

    I saw this same gag yesterday. Still funny.

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    ReallyOldSurferDude  almost 8 years ago

    Actually, Thursday (Thor’s – aka Jupiter – Day) is Jupiter’s day and is the fifth day of the week when Sunday is considered the first day of the week. But What of Venus, the first rock from the sun, competing with the Moon? It’s all too confusing! I’ll wash my solar panels today anyway.

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    John W Kennedy Premium Member almost 8 years ago

    Sunday—Sun day—Sun dayMonday—Moon day—Moon dayTuesday—Mars’ day—Tyr’s dayWednesday—Mercury’s day—Odin’s dayThursday—Jupiter’s day—Thor’s dayFriday—Venus’ day—Fridge’s daySaturday—Saturn’s day—Saturn’s day

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    rgcviper  almost 8 years ago

    Clever, yet somehow worthy of a groan …

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    John W Kennedy Premium Member almost 8 years ago

    Actually, it’s Woden. Wotan is Germany. But most people don’t know the English names Tiw, Woden, Þunor, and Frige, or the German names Cyo, Wotan, Donner, and Frija.

    Friday is not related to Frey, a male god, but to Frigg (“Fridge” above an an Autocorrect goof), who was perceived as the Norse equivalent of classical Aphrodite/Venus. There was a long pagan tradition of reasoning, “Their god X is just another name for our god Y.”

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    doctorwho29  almost 8 years ago

    I love this one

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    AndyB100 Premium Member 9 months ago

    Except that Friday is actually Venus Day and Thursday is Jupiter Day!

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