Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for August 19, 2010
August 18, 2010
August 20, 2010
Transcript:
scrappy lad: hey, ms. amazement, maybe I can be your sidekick! woman: Well...every great warrior needs a "second"...tell me-if I were morally wounded, could you deliver to me the sweet release of death? scrappy lad: sure! can I do that with a nerf gun?
mrsullenbeauty over 13 years ago
Oog. I’d be afraid of what he’d do after she was dead.
zero over 13 years ago
Kid has got some nerf
Jaedabee Premium Member over 13 years ago
Well… it _is_ “Nerf or nuthin’.”
ksoskins over 13 years ago
A nerf gun only works on nerfs. Maybe what he needs is a nerd gun, and maybe he should use it on himself.
invisifan over 13 years ago
Sheik, that’s an insult to nerds everywhere …
emjaycee over 13 years ago
I wouldn’t say he is a nerd. More of a dweeb. Therefore a dweebie gun.
Colt9033 over 13 years ago
Can’t say his hearts not in right place, he is a kid.
freeholder1 over 13 years ago
Death part: I don’t know. Sweet release part: I’m all for.
Little Miss Tink over 13 years ago
@Jade: Good one, Jade! By the way, cute outfit!
RevvieQuar over 13 years ago
Gotta like the Kid’s soft-sell approach…
fritzoid Premium Member over 13 years ago
Bad, bad idea.
Ms. Amazement is virtually indestructible. If she were ever mortally wounded, in order to deliver the coup de grace and hasten her on her journey to the Sunless Lands (i.e. back to Ireland), none of the ordinary methods (a sword to the heart, a throat slitting, a chunk of pavement smashed into her skull) would do any good. She probably has some secret vulnerability, or some magic incantation, which would release her from her sufferings.
So I ask you - if you had a secret of that nature, something which is so important that your enemies must not even suspect that it exists, let alone learn how to wield it…would you tell it to SCRAPPY LAD?!?